We all know that kids say whatever comes through their brain. They are filterless and are understably clueless about tact. My boys are certainly no different than any other kids. I've told some friends a couple of things that the boys have said, and all those friends have mentioned that I should be writing these things down. So here goes:
Benjamin - "Ewwww, mommy. I can see that man's crack!" This was a couple of months ago in Walmart when we walked past a gentleman who was bending down to study what brand of pickles he should buy. Unfortunately, he pants kept "bending" after he had stopped.
Eli - "Mommy, I wanna watch putball." This was just a couple of days ago when Eli and I were watching the NFL on Sunday, and I was bored with the game. So I changed it to the Food Network. Eli wasn't pleased.
Benjamin - "Look mom! Yoda!" This, again, at Walmart. Only we were outside in the parking lot when a little old woman walked by us. Benjamin thought she resembled the much-adored, extremely wise Star Wars creature. I just prayed that she was old enough not to hear him.
Eli - "Oh muh doodness!" He just likes to walk around the house and say this in his sweet, little Eli sing-song voice. I love it!
Payton - "I didn't wash my body because there was no body wash." "Payton, there was a bar of soap in the shower." "I didn't want to use the soap because it was too slippery." Mmmmmkay...
Benjamin - "But mom! I haven't watched that movie in 30 years!"
More to come I'm sure!
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